Once again its been a while since ive been on this? unlike gladyss! freak d: i wonder if she’ll read this? where is she anyways? i havent talked to her in a week or twoo, stranger d:
Once again its been a while since ive been on this? unlike gladyss! freak d: i wonder if she’ll read this? where is she anyways? i havent talked to her in a week or twoo, stranger d:
CLICK TO MAKE SOME MUSIC
holy mary mother of freaking shit this is amazing
I’m a lesbian so i must have a crush on every girl i see.
I have alot of guy friends so i must be fucking every single one of them.
I smile alot, so i must have the perfect life.
I listen to reggae, so I must be a stoner.
My opinion matters, so I must be a bitch.
I’m comfortable with my body, so I get around?
I’m friends with a lot of guys, so I’ve must have hooked up with all of them.
I like to help out, so I must be a suck up.
I’m black, so I must be ghetto.
I’m black, so I must be stupid.
I’m Mexican, so I must be low class.
I’m bisexual, so I must get around.
I’m straight up blunt, so I must be a bitch.
I like to drink, so I must be an alcoholic.
I don’t hang out with guys, so I must be a lesbian.
I cut myself so I must be emo.
I’m bisexual, so none of my girl friends can feel safe.
I laugh and smile, so I cannot be depressed.
I like spending my day at home, so I don’t have any friends
I am gay, so i must be bullied
Most of my friends are dudes, so I must be a tomboy.
I’m on Tumblr, so I must have zero friends in real life
I’m a Muslim, so I must be a terrorist
I make alot of mistakes so I must be stupid/retarded.
I strongly defend LGBT so I must be gay.
I’m from a broken family, so I must be a rebel.
I like rasta colors, so I must smoke weed.
I’ve had sex, so I must be a slut.
I’ve made mistakes, so I must be untrustworthy.
I really love him, so I must hold on.
I’m a Filipino, so I must be a maid.
I really love him, so I must be taken for granted.
I’m a Politician, so I must be corrupt.
I’m Blonde, so I must be really stupid.
I’m wearing a black shirt, so I must be emo.
I wear make up, so I must be a flirt.
I make alot of mistakes, so I must be hated.
I am a teenager, so I must be misunderstood.
Forever reblog.
I’m black, so i must be ghetto
I’m depressed,so i must be seeking attention
I’m from Sri Lanka, so i must like curry
(Source: everything-will-bealright)
STEP ONE
- Tum
STEP TWO
- BLARH
How to say Tumblr like an American.
STEP ONE
- Tum
STEP TWO
- Bler
Like a boss. Aka like a Filipino:
STEP ONE
- Tamb
STEP TWO
- ler
How to say Tumblr in chinese
STEP ONE
- Ching
STEP TWO
- Chong
How to say Tumblr in British
STEP ONE
- TUM
STEP TWO
- BLAH
How to say Tumblr in Russia
STEP ONE
- TUM
STEP TWO
- VLERRRR
How to say Tumblr if homosexual
STEP ONE
- TUM
STEP TWO
- TIDDLY-TOODLE-KINS
(Source: batfaggery)
Charmanders are red
Mudkipz are blue
if you were a pokemon, i’d choose you
your smile is stronger than a hyperbeam
like Jesse & James, we could be the perfect Rocket Team
I will stay by your side like pikachu & Ash
and i’ll love you more than a level 80 rapidash
You’re more legendary than a zapdos, entei, or mew
but out of all the 150, I choose you<3
Love it <3
Pretty good. <333
i love the zapdos part :D
(Source: kimluvzcats)
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Its Halloween! :D idk why i dont use this more often, i forget i have it probably. Ill make an effort to get on it more often but im blank most of the times. Today ill go to a friends house and just hang out, apparently im “too old” for trick or treating :/. AHhh i woke up on the floor today, wtf?
(Source: dropaheartbreakaname)
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The world is just awesome - Discovery Channel ♥
Favorite song, favorite channel. :3 Mythbusters FTW! :D
OHMYGOD. I sang along with it.
1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”
2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking.” Then start talking…
The computers on the hit TV series The Office are actually connected to the Internet.
Cast members have admitted to surfing the Web while in the background of scenes. Perhaps they were checking up on the latest facts at OMG Facts?
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- Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
- In the memo field of all your checks, write “for sensual massage.”
- Specify that your drive-through order is “to go.”
- Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”
- If you have a glass…